1. Russell Brand – aka @rustyrockets – started as he meant to go on with a playfully suggestive opening line. Tipping Point host Ben Shephard pays tribute to winner who died before episode aired, Tipping Point's latest episode was aired in memory of late contestant Margaret, who sadly passed away after filming ITV have confirmed, Katie Price praised by fans over decision to put Harvey into full-time care, Katie Price has been inundated with messages as social media users flocked to share their support for the mum of five. ; Click the Tweet button to post the Tweet to your profile. Since Beyonce signed up to Twitter on 14 April 2009, she'd accumulated over 3.5m followers without posting a peep. I don't really get this site or how it works. ...". It also fell right before New Year’s, which is obviously the biggest time of year for people to get excited about fitness. 4. December 29, 2011. A bizarrely addictive little time-waster (…) sounding something like a mashup of Yoda, a freshman philosophy major and Caine from Kung Fu. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Find your customers or people who’ve mentioned you and try to reach out to them directly. First tweet I saw on Ed Orgeron. Not the most inspiring of openings perhaps, but it didn't hold the service back: Six years later, over 200 million tweets are sent per day. Here it is: "I just joined Twitter! 12 Or happy birthday. We r now LIVE tweeting from the International Space Station -- the 1st live tweet from Space! Back when Twitter was just twttr. The first tweet was sent on 21 March 2006 by Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey as he created his @jack account, producing an automated message which read: "just setting up my twttr". Consider this a … My theory is that this generator captures the subliminal. As celebrity entrances go, @DannyDeVito's takes some beating. Beyonce has finally posted her first tweet - here are ten other famous first forays into Twitter, Our free email newsletter sends you the biggest headlines from news, sport and showbiz, As memorable first lines go, it’s hardly up there with “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times” or even “Once upon a time…”. The site is less a Twitter toy than a disturbing peer into my subconscious. ; To save a draft of your Tweet, click the X icon in the top left corner of the compose box, then click Save. The top five most followed people on Twitter are all musicians - and Lady Gaga is the queen of them all. Hard to see from that why 20 million people rushed to click the 'follow' button... Justin Bieber is the most followed male on Twitter with an army of over 16million Beliebers. Beyonce is by no means the only new tweeter to find it hard to decide how you want to make an entrance on the social network. 13 Even happy anniversary (with your company). Add this to the pile of brilliant Twitter-related time-wasters. (* This could be a made-up fact). While some of the autogenerated tweets seem plausible enough (…), other autogenerated strings are nothing short of hilarious. What was your first tweet? After all, it's not easy condensing all your thoughts into the perfect historic first 140 characters, never mind working out what '@', #ff" and 'DM' means. Kutcher now has a dizzying 10 million hanging onto his every hashtag, but his first post on his @aplusk account didn’t have quite the same impact… "dropping my first tweet.". If there’s something urgent, emphasize it. Don’t be shy and always make the next steps clear. These funny photos and statements can be shared on Twitter with the click of a button and are sure to get a response. It's unclear how he managed to pick up any reception out there since we struggle to get any 3G even in built-up areas, but a NASA astronaut made history last year by sending a tweet from deep space. Notion shared a brand new job opening with their Twitter followers so that they would be the first to know about it. Choose your Vice... #winning #chooseyourvice http://twitpic.com/455ly9". You can unsubscribe at any time. ; You can include up to 4 photos, a GIF, or a video in your Tweet. But before Bieber Fever began to dominate Twitter's trending topic lists on a 24/7 basis, the then up-and-coming teenage sensation used his first tweet for promotional purposes. However, I do believe that President Trump has the right idea. While Kutcher might have taken just three months to reach a million followers, that seems slow compared to the man he replaced on Two And A Half Men. I'm so excited to invite you to my new http://beyonce.com - we've been working hard, and it's finally ready for you XO”. Our. Type your Tweet (up to 280 characters) into the compose box at the top of your Home timeline, or click the Tweet button in the navigation bar. [/quote] Absolutely. Motivational quotes. What say you? I will start tweeting if 10k of u start following drop4drop & their trip to India this wk. For example, if you tweet @wikiHow Just saying hello!, the tweet will be sent directly to @wikiHow. Dreamlike. Demi’s ex Ashton Kutcher was the first person to reach one million Twitter followers in April 2009, just three months after he himself had joined up. A tweet is a barbaric yawn shouted from the rooftops of the world. This sounds a bit like how I’d like to spend a Sunday in an alternate universe. In the face of that pressure, most people revert to some version of “look, ma, I’m tweeting.” dropping my first tweet — ashton kutcher (@aplusk) 16 Jan 09. True to her word, she followed it up with a picture of her stood next to a poster of Beyonce and the rest is history - she now has over five million Twitter fans. It starts off like a typical first tweet sent by so many of us before the bizarre, killer punchline. 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The First Ever Email, the First Tweet, and 10 Other Famous Internet Firsts. At 2:58pm yesterday, UK time, her maiden message appeared. In honour of Twitter’s 8th birthday, they’ve launched a tool that lets you download your first tweet. 164 6 “There’s no excuse for the total drop off that a powerhouse like LSU is experiencing this season. Any individual tweet by design is gossamer, evanescent, and insignificant. So far so dull you'd think, but her website actually contains an album of fascinating behind-the-scenes photos from her life with Jay Z. Sharing a motivational #quoteoftheday or #qotd is a great way to share inspiration with your audience. Trump says things that no president has ever dared to say before (or probably even thought about saying, quite frankly). This is working intermittently at the moment. These are the first 30 tweets ever. Introduce your business and express excitement about it. 12. #33 Tweet that song you can’t get out of your head. Either an employee or customer. The Washington Post. You have the right to remain silent. This should be your very first tweet. Introduce yourself. 9 Maybe your first round of tweets shouldn’t be public. I couldn't have said it better myself. 24. You can publish the entire thread at the same time with the "Tweet all" button. Trying it with Urlesque's Twitter gave us a whole bunch of ideas for animal videos we wish existed in real life. Even so, she broke Twitter records when she announced her pregnancy and more than 8,800 tweets per second were posted about it. Who needs diamond blings, flowers and bended knees.... what could be more romantic than asking someone to marry you via Twitter? Sort of terrifying. It's not just the Americans who amass millions of followers. Write the first Tweet of your thread. Here are the five things that you could talk about. The results are, predictably, hilarious. Charlie Sheen holds the Guinness World Record - and possibly a few Guinnesses as well - after he seven-figure followers in just 25 hours. For your tweet to be perfect, it needs to appeal most to your readers, to the majority of your network, and … You can also add a thread to a previously published Tweet using the same "add another Tweet" button. Personal Productivity Top 350 Inspiring Motivational Quotes to Tweet and Share The inspiration you need is often found in a few simple words of wisdom. Earlier this year she passed the 20 million followers milestone but it all started back in March 2008 with this: "Op rehearsing for my video just dance and am now at wmc to perform at the Armani and nervous records party. It's not always easy to find out. Are we really so predictable that everything that we Tweet can be broken down by a machine to figure out what we’ll say next? The-then 15-year-old wrote (or got a responsible adult to write): "Check out my single "ONE TIME" on my myspace and spread the word for me. Nike. this is a great first timers guide to twitter. Semi-sensical. 10 Some of your first tweets should be interactions with other tweets. (Technically, Coldplay’s account is more popular than Adele but we're discounting that because a) it's not an individual account and b) they're less interesting). Twitter. The first tweet was sent on 21 March 2006 by Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey as he created his @jack account, producing an automated message which read: "just setting up my twttr". In a 'one small step for man' moment, Flight Engineer T.J. Creamer posted this message from the International Space Station: "Hello Twitterverse! Its a wonderful charity. A xxx.". I’m here. ", Unexpectedly, @stefsull didn't tell him to man up and then block him, but replied with: "@garazi – OMG – Ummmmm… I guess in front of the whole twitter-verse I’ll say — I’d be happy to spend the rest of my geek life with you.". My nuts are on fire." © 2013—2021, Monokai, all rights reserved. If you've ever wanted to write like a Twitter spambot, here's your chance. My first tweet wasn’t exactly profound. For example: I did it. In fact, it'd take 31 years just to read all the @ messages he receives in one day*. The company says the tweet … Like Beyonce, Adele took her time between signing up and posting her first personal message, with her account managed by her people in the meantime. This site is providing some good laughs this morning here at the Twitter office. Flavorwire looked up “The First Tweets of 25 Writers We Love” and none of them were actually profound, but some some were … er, interesting. Today at noon, Rhodes tweeted for the first time ever. This is a bit of a no-brainer, but it's easily overlooked. Some of them are perfect for the first tweet, and some can be used to craft your second, third and even fourth tweet. The message to his beloved read: "@stefsull – ok. for the rest of the twitter-universe (and this is a first, folks) – WILL YOU MARRY ME? Is there a song stuck in your head? No argument against it. The first tweet on his @charliesheen acount read: "Winning..! Twitter Flags President Trump's Tweet For The 1st Time Twitter has put a warning label on a tweet by President Trump for the first time on Tuesday. Sometimes they’ll include recommendations for other related newsletters or services we offer. :) More soon, send your ?s". Click the new "Add another Tweet" button and a 2nd Tweet window will pop up. Twitter user @garazi is believed to hold the dubious honour of the first to use it to propose to his tweetheart instead of the oh-so-passe way of actually speaking to her. ... We ran the the two through TipRanks database to see what other Wall Street's analysts have to say about them. “Hello world” was all it said. You can image what something like this might look like five, ten or twenty years from now, as our technical capabilities improve. A tweet is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. But I am no nervous record! What say you? It was nothing more than a plug for her new website, but at least it's a start. In other words, don't turn Twitter into a self-serving, one-way broadcast channel. explains more about how we use your data, and your rights. If you put in your twitter username I'll save it and run it when things are running again. Are we really so predictable that everything that we Tweet can be broken down by a machine to figure out what we’ll say next? first they see your name then they may read your bio, and here is where you can make yourself known, really … Every time you Tweet, ask yourself “what do I want people to do when they see this?” and then write it out. - [quote]100% accurate. They Tweet, you reply. If you have not heard of someecards.com, you should definitely head over there. 3. i do believe that your bio makes a first impression on wether or not people may want to follow you. Introduce yourself by sending your first tweet. As with last words, there’s a pressure to say something meaningful and perfectly honed. Some people may disagree with me here, but I think now is the perfect time to send your first tweet. Nike was a bit late to the game, not tweeting until the end of 2011, but at least their first tweet was on-brand. Posted by DecaLsuFan9 on 12/5/20 at 11:41 pm. This site is providing some good laughs this morning here at the Twitter office. It would be a shame to bring it up once and never speak of it again! "I have come to join you pleas be gentle with me as ive been feeling vulnerable... yet implausibly, sexy.". by Matt Buchanan. Think of it as an anthropological dig through Twitter. It’s OK to tweet the same thing multiple times Let’s say you have an amazing piece of content that you love and your audience loves. 2. Bonus idea: Some ecards.com. I don’t like or approve of President Trump’s social media activity or his Tweets at all. First tweet I saw on Ed Orgeron. It was followed 10 minutes later by the first human tweet as he wrote: "inviting co-workers". The first ever tweet was posted nine years ago today and the rest, they say, is history. Just type your first tweet using the "Tweet" button, and hit the + button on the bottom right. One of the Golden Rules of Twitter is that you ought to "Give before you get." Your followers won't it in their feeds unless they also follow @wikiHow. Fans of meaningless trivia might be interested to know he hit the million milestone two days after Beyonce signed up. Otherwise, you can keep scrolling back on your timeline until you find it - though that may take a while. This will string together a series of tweets where you can make a larger point. Of course Sheen's meteoric rise in March last year came in the month when he was sacked from his sitcom role and rather publicly partied his ass off. I think the site hasn't quite cleared Twitter's whitelist yet. I get you lost a lot of talent , but you’re suppose to be a factory. Think like your readers. This … Our own Adele is doing very well for herself thank you very much as the most followed Briton on Twitter. Jack Dorsey sent the first tweet ever six years ago today. The idea is pretty simple: Create a giant database of people's first tweets. Often they are immature or simply disrespectful and are embarrassing. But Beyonce has finally broken her long Twitter silence, almost three years to the day since her @Beyonce account first appeared. The first tweet she posted herself said: "Right! Feel free to say that you are excited to be on Twitter too! Belle Beth Cooper debunked any myths about reposting the … Find out what he had to say at Twitter/codyrhodeswwe . ★ New: send tweets based on COMBINED Twitter streams. Click the "Tweet" button to compose a new Tweet. Share it on Twitter and get it stuck in your Twitter followers' heads #34 Thank someone for following you on Twitter. If you know of a better opening gambit, let us know in the comments below. However, some first tweets have stood the test of time... here are ten milestone moments. It’s not going to be anything earth-shattering, and you won’t have any followers (yet) to see it, but it will let people know you are a real person or business and not a robot or spammer. 11 Tell someone thank you. This is so easy to do, but can be the first step to building a relationship with that new follower. This page generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages.Also check My Brand New Logo. The tweet read: “Hey World, It's B! 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