Jerry: Which flavor? Where is that? Are you crazy? Do? Kramer: I didn't kill anyone, I swear! Somebody else was killed! Any pickles? Why did they change the siren noise? Rick Savage, oh nice kid, really good kid. Cop 2: All right, let's pull over and check it out. George: I couldn't have breakfast, it was lunchtime! Did you hear that? George: Why don't you just call 911? Jerry: Cops eating Milanos. I'm just swept up at it. Cop 2: Shoot people... Cop 2: Hey, shut it up back there. Kramer: Hey, how are you doing? Could it? left a dead body right there on the sidewalk, you could manage to trace around What are you scared of? Jerry: Well, we need change and all I have is twenties. BACK TO POLICE CAR Jerry: Yeah... It's very strange, do you realize that it's now possible for parents to say to their children "All right kids, I want you in the house and get some fresh air! [George leans close] would you suck a mint or something. I'm doing what I do, way I've always done and the way I'll always do it. Lt. Martel: Don't you ever swear to my God, Kramer. Jerry: How can you think of food at the time like this? We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. THEY ALL DANCE A FEW STEPS AND THEN AS A POLICE GOES BY THEY LEAVE QUIETLY. George: Makes the 11 gauge look like a cap pistol. Jerry: Yeah, what about those English sirens, you know...eee-aaa-eee-aaa-eee-aaa... Jerry and George: Eee-aaa-eee-aaa-eee-aaa... KRAMER IS COMBING HIS HAIR. Tastes like a dill, I think it's a dill. JERRY OPENS THE BACK DOOR THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THEY GO AFTER THE COPS, LT MARTEL KNOCKS ON A DOOR AND KRAMER OPENS. [George just looks at Jerry] No. George: What did they put on this tuna? OFFICER DRAGS KRAMER AWAY You've got any change? pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Jerry is the hero. Why are you using my name?! KRAMER WALKS OUT Aha, Do you know why you're here? Can I just explain... George: He's on the lamb(? Jerry: Would you let go of my arm?! You know, I've always done what I George: I have a ten. We can do anything we want. Sure, I bet you've George: I'll bet you, how much? George: Kramer, what the hell are you talking about? with optimism and verve and you just had to snuff it out. George: Oh yeah, real cool. George: Your friend is been accused of being a serial killer. is still at large, his whereabouts unknown. Tastes like a dill, I think it's a dill. Kramer: No no, I don't like this one. COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES CENTRAL JAIL POLICE CAR COMES TO THE SCENE. and reputedly a very generous tipper. It's 12145 Ventura Boulevard. Where are we? OPENING SCENE “The Trip” is a two-part episode that starts off Season Four, as a continuation of Season Three’s finale, “The Keys”. Cop: Hey! They'd have huge pictures of me up on the walls and in their home, like While auditioning, Kramer must deal with the advances of an older female landlord (an actress who hasn't worked since 1934) and get someone in Hollywood to read his script treatment. Kramer: Hey hey, whoa come on give me a hug... Jerry: Scared the hell out of that guy. George: A player? JERRY THROWS THE APARTMENT KEYS TO KRAMER. Do you know why you're here? You guys gonna go through some red lights? Transcribed by Juha Auvinen Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks) Police: Get in. that the air in the house pretty much comes from the air in the city where the That means the killer must've been Jim. Woman: I don't know. George: What? Kramer: Hey hey, whoa come on give me a hug... JERRY AND GEORGE AT THE HOTEL. Didn't you? With Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Peter Murnik. Can I come right now? With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to LA and The Tonight Show; while there they will try to locate Kramer. Yeah, I'm a player. Cop 2: I don't know. Lt. Martel: No! I've got a lot of auditions, a lot of call backs and I've got a lot of interest for my movie treatment. George: As a suspect in a serial killing. KRAMER KEEPS CRYING Kramer: Ok, it's forgotten. Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur continue their journey to watch every Seinfeld episode as they discuss Season 4, Episode 1, “The Trip”. Jerry: Hey, get out of here...hey officer, he's fooling around back here. Lt. Martel: I said beat it! Kramer: Ok, yeah. You've ever seen Baretta? Jerry: Your name is a good name, Costanza. They always make a face. I can't believe that cops still have to read that whole "you have the right Maybe it was one of your other personalities huh, the wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ball player, maybe the door to door vacuum cleaner salesman, but not you right? I mean is there George: What are we supposed to do? Guy: Hey, you guys aren't cuffed. an emergency...my friend is being accused of being a smog strangler and I know George: What are we supposed to do? Aha, ok...do we know where the 101 is? Part 1 Part 2 George: What did they put on this tuna? You have made the mistake, Kramer. KRAMER SOBS George: No no no, you know actually we are friends of a serial killer. Hey, guess CLOSING MONOLOGUE Jerry: Kramer, she was murdered! You know, things are going pretty well for me here. With Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Peter Murnik. George: You would think that at the end of the week when they hand out the checks, A clip uploaded for my mom, whose friend apparently shares George's fashion philosophy. George: Kramer, what the hell are you talking about? What possessed you? Kramer: I didn't kill anyone, I swear! [singing] 'cause the murderer struck again! Starting with "The Keys" and ending with the second part of "The Trip". Jerry: I just wanna call the police! This is empty. from the police car, in which he was being held. My stomach doesn't know that Kramer's wanted. Guys, it's great to be back, coming at you with season four of Seinfeld—great season, or the greatest season? George: You know what I never understood? George: What do you tip a chamber maid. George: Hi. right now? Jerry: Nice shotgun. Could it? It's too yellow. Keith Morrison................Newscaster (Himself) Rob Cesternino’s trip to New York is over, but he and Akiva Wienerkur are buckled in and ready for their trip through Seinfeld’s season four. GEORGE IS KICKING THE TUCKED COVERS. That means the killer must've been Jim." theory Kramer: you're a weed. Directed by Tom Cherones. Seinfeld Season 4 Episodes... s04e01 - The Trip (1) s04e02 - The Trip (2) s04e03 - The Pitch; s04e04 - The Ticket Did you hear that? Jerry: Yeah, there's a new one in there. Where is that? What are you, narks? JERRY SEARCHES FOR THE HANDLE, BUT CAN'T FIND ONE. the smog alert. George: Black and white? Maybe it was one of your other personalities huh, George: Hey hey hey, we're in a rush here. George: Why didn't you just say that? I'm sorry it was just a reflex...I know it's an emergency number...it is ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cop 2: We could drive on the wrong side of the road. Jerry: 12 gauge. 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